Barbeque's, fo-que, f-you

There are those elites, I among them that will bitch that anything not done in a smoker or low and slow over fire is not BBQ.

However, nothing is so inherently American as BBQ and BBQ sauce.

There is something that speaks of summer and family about meat cooked over open fire with sweet and tangy sauces dripping off every bite.

Problem is....who the hell has that much time to make a meal any more?

It's Weds night, kids are hungry, wife is hungry, wants comforting familiar good food.

Whatcha gonna do hot shot? Whatcha gonna do?

This is something quickerish I make that hits the spot. As with most of my stuff it is easy and cheats, alot.

It is my oven BBQ chicken wings. About as easy as easy gets...but so damn good.

First get your oven going at around 400, yes that high, now shut up.

Wings can go on frozen onto the pan. I prefer the wing ding style from Perdue or Tyson. You can defrost them, which is fine, but drop 10 minutes off the first cooking time. And for god sakes if you do defrost them, make sure you squeeze them dry with paper towel and that you did not start to cook them in the microwave.

Honestly the best way I have found to defrost wings is in a steel or glass bowl full of warmish water, change every 5 minutes until defrosted.

Toss them liberally with Lawerys Season salt, garilc powder, and Old bay seasoning.

Shove them in there and dont touch for a half hour.

Now that those are going, we got sauce to make.

Start with Open Pit brand bbq sauce, original. Don't complain here, Open pit has a great base to work with. It is a vinegar and tomato based sauced that is not very sweet. Believe it or not many competition cooks in this country start with Kraft BBQ as a base....so shut up.

Anyway, time to doctor, take a small bottle of this sauce and add it to a nice sealable container. Now add:

1/4 cup Apple Cider Vinegar

3/4 cup light brown sugar

1/4 cup honey

1 tbl Soy Sauce (not low sodium)

1 tsp Season salt

2 tsp garlic powder

2 tsp dried onion

2 tsp dried pepper flakes

1 tsp mustard (I like grainy mustard here, but each his own)

1 tsp pepper

2 tsp hot sauce

Adjust this to your liking and hit. Now just let that sit for about 20-30 minutes to get the flavors to hydate a bit.

After 30 minutes turn the pan around in the over, but don't flip the chicken, its not done yet.

Crank the heat to 450 and cook at least 10 more minutes. The chicken should be done now and the skin should be getting kind of crispy. The spices on it should look like they are on the verge of burning.

Now the fun part, sauce time. We are going to do this a couple of times.

Sauce all the wings on the top, use a bbq brush or silicon one, this coat should be even and not very heavy.

Now throw them back in and let them go for 5 minutes. The sauce should look very sticky, like caramel on the chicken now. HIT EM AGAIN, same procedure, and let them go another 5.

Turn off the oven, give them one more coat of sauce and stick them back in for just a minute, while you assemble your plates.

Serve em up and you have delightfully sticky, sweet, tangy, spicey wings that the family will go nuts for.

This goes great with Blue Box mac and cheese, and in about an hour you have a great family meal. Don't heat up too bad either.

Yeah I will get to the complicated stuff eventually. Right now I am havin fun.

Next time on the brass chef....Beef and peppers with Peanut sauce, Asian, Mediterranean, Thai, oh my.....and ready in 30 minutes of cooking.

Scrambled eggs. How can you screw that up.

Softball topic here, but one that get's my goat.

Scrambled eggs is one of the most commonly made breakfast items in the country.

But people do not know how to cook them.

Now I am not Alton Brown. I have no cool protein diagrams to help you out.

The simple truth is this.

Have you even made scrambled eggs and thrown them into a bowl or plate, come back a minute later and the eggs are kinda hard and you notice that there is a bit of water in bottom of the dish?

That is because you over cooked the eggs.

The concept at work here is known as carry-over heat or cooking. The principal says that just because you have removed direct heat from something does not mean that it stops cooking.

Applying this principal, when your eggs are perfectly done in the pan, they will be over done on the serving plate because the residual heat will cook the eggs on the plate.

The answer is really simple. Take the eggs off before they are done.

Good scrambled eggs should have come together in the pan but still have spots that look under done in the pan. Wet and glossy in places.

At that point, don't mess around, get them onto the serving plate, and then don't touch them for 30seconds to a minute. Upon inspection you should now see wonderfully, perfectly cooked scrambled eggs.

Yeah this was an easy one, I am tired.....go away.

Short Intro

They call me the brass chef......

Who is they.....they are a group of educated eaters and culinary adventures that I call my friends.

The three simple words 'I am cooking' are usually enough to inspire drives of up to half a state away to eat what I am making.

I raid the fridge and make magic with leftovers.

I usually don't follow recipies and cook by what feels right.

Keep an eye on this blog for the culinary misadventures of the brass one....

if you are really lucky, you might even get a recipe or three.